beemovieerotica:

sioltach:

there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us 

in high school I found out a guy in my english class had an ancestor who was on the opposite side of the samurai rebellion in which my great great grandfather was meant to be executed (for losing) but he ran away and hid for the rest of his life and the guy was like “….damn. good for him. now we’re both here to write bad essays on pride and prejudice.”

(via prismatic-bell)

spankymerve:

argumate:

the importance of grammar is the difference between being annoyed and being annoying

Proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

(via ralfmaximus)


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